Hey.

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1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

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Get up and leave // E.E  (via preciouspayne)

(Source: be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

tupacabra:

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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notwifi:

when one of your siblings gets yelled atimage

mom: you can be next

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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